The first site I put up was a facade single girl amateur site. About a week after I put it up I recieved an e-mail from a surfer with an MPEG attached. He'd done screenshot of the index page, which had the girls face on it, printed it out, and made a movie of himself spooging all over it while making hideous grunting noises.
For this supreme act of devotion, he requested several months free membership.