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pr0 · 07-20-2005, 04:13 AM

I get my NOS package in the mail, so i can make the worlds largest whipcream pie

Heres what im getting.....

4 box's of hese

Made im germnay or austria (they have 2 plants) & its medical grade, I.E. the same stuff that they call laughing gas in at the dentist office. Each box weights about 2lbs.

2 box's of thse

Made in austria, & considered "food grade" which is still safe for human consumption & packs a little different "high" than the medical grade...a much beter rush.

And then finally i got this whip cream dispenser for $40.....
http://www.creamright.com/Merchant2/...t_Code =QSWDD
Made in Czechoslovakia, stainless steel & apparently very tough.

So you take 3 chargers, put them into the dispenser 1 at a time....then fill up one of these with 1-2 at a time. Their called punching ballons & their farirly tough, you generally want to get 6 per person as they tend to freeze & crack from the temperature.

Now if you want to be safe about it & just wan to try it out....simply fill up half of the balloon, clear your lungs of air, take in a small bit of oxygen, then some NOS, then some more oxygen, then more NOS, until its gone. Then hold it for 5-10 seconds. And exhale as normal.

Let me tell you.....if you're into hardcore sex, theres probably no better way to help get both of you off. When you walk into a porn store take a look at the wall you'll probably see this brand

Its more expensive, made in Chzech, & packs a wollop! But if you're concearned about the cleanliness go with the purewhip medical grade.

Now heres the deal, if you continue the balloon sucking proccess for 6-7 charges worth of NOS combined with oxygen, it actually produces a narcotic effect, so if you have back pain etc. it will disspear for about as long as the pain in your mouth subsides at the dentist.

Now then on to things that are SERIOUSLY funny on NOS.

TELEMUNDO! The mexican station here in the states. Holy crap, its the funniest shit ever!

Sponge bob square pants

And even some of those weird ass adult swim cartoons.

You've officially been schooled if you read all the way through!

Now here are the sources for pleasure if you'd like to give it a try, & yes ordering it is legal, however, inhaling it is technically not.....so you figure that out

http://www.creamright.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc
$9 for a box of purwhip medical grade or $195.00 for 600 chargers (25 box's), but please just order one to try it, to see if you enjoy it

http://www.easywhip.com/
An excellent selection, i just found the link from another GFY member tonight.

Interesting items at easywhip include....
http://www.easywhip.com/push-valve-chargers.html
These things are great, they have a plastic pusher on the end which instantly explands the gas into say a balloon. So you would wrap a ballon around the end, punch it down on the table & it would fill up instantly, no need for a dispenser.

Now then, if you want to be "ghetto" you can get a device called a "cracker" it looks like this [/img]http://www.sixthseal.com/images/n2ofill.jpg[/img] It's crude, sometimes you can freeze your fingers. They misthread often because its like twisting 2 pipe ends together, & i will NOT link you to one. Get a dispenser for 20-70$ depending on how long you want it to last.

Now even if you don't want to get "high" and i know alot of you are long past your days of experementing. You can get a dispenser, the recipe for whip cream here http://www.easywhip.com/how-to-make-whipped-cream.html & then learn some fun oarty games to play with whip cream here http://www.easywhip.com/party-games.html or some kinky sex games here http://www.lovingyou.com/content/sex...?ART=whipcream

You can add strawberry, chocolate & hundreds of other flavors to your whip cream & please your sexual partners in an entirely new way! I suggest cherry syrup in my whipped cream, lightly sprayed on the pussy, for a tastey delight both partners can enjoy.

Hope this helped everyone who read! From someone looking for a new rush, to someone looking to spice some things up in bed!

And remember Nitrous is safe! The only reported deaths or problems related to nitrous abuse have been people who left a medical tank (about 40,000) chargers worth of nitrous leaking in a inclosed room, closet etc. Or people who stick a plastic bag over their head (i mean this is common sense people)

So have fun, & suggest this sexual enhancer to your partner tonight!

07-20-2005, 04:13 AM
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	The official Nitrous Thread - 2005 by pr0 I get my NOS package in the mail, so i can make the worlds largest whipcream pie Heres what im getting..... 4 box's of hese Made im germnay or austria (they have 2 plants) & its medical grade, I.E. the same stuff that they call laughing gas in at the dentist office. Each box weights about 2lbs. 2 box's of thse Made in austria, & considered "food grade" which is still safe for human consumption & packs a little different "high" than the medical grade...a much beter rush. And then finally i got this whip cream dispenser for $40..... http://www.creamright.com/Merchant2/...t_Code =QSWDD Made in Czechoslovakia, stainless steel & apparently very tough. So you take 3 chargers, put them into the dispenser 1 at a time....then fill up one of these with 1-2 at a time. Their called punching ballons & their farirly tough, you generally want to get 6 per person as they tend to freeze & crack from the temperature. Now if you want to be safe about it & just wan to try it out....simply fill up half of the balloon, clear your lungs of air, take in a small bit of oxygen, then some NOS, then some more oxygen, then more NOS, until its gone. Then hold it for 5-10 seconds. And exhale as normal. Let me tell you.....if you're into hardcore sex, theres probably no better way to help get both of you off. When you walk into a porn store take a look at the wall you'll probably see this brand Its more expensive, made in Chzech, & packs a wollop! But if you're concearned about the cleanliness go with the purewhip medical grade. Now heres the deal, if you continue the balloon sucking proccess for 6-7 charges worth of NOS combined with oxygen, it actually produces a narcotic effect, so if you have back pain etc. it will disspear for about as long as the pain in your mouth subsides at the dentist. Now then on to things that are SERIOUSLY funny on NOS. TELEMUNDO! The mexican station here in the states. Holy crap, its the funniest shit ever! Sponge bob square pants And even some of those weird ass adult swim cartoons. You've officially been schooled if you read all the way through! Now here are the sources for pleasure if you'd like to give it a try, & yes ordering it is legal, however, inhaling it is technically not.....so you figure that out http://www.creamright.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc $9 for a box of purwhip medical grade or $195.00 for 600 chargers (25 box's), but please just order one to try it, to see if you enjoy it http://www.easywhip.com/ An excellent selection, i just found the link from another GFY member tonight. Interesting items at easywhip include.... http://www.easywhip.com/push-valve-chargers.html These things are great, they have a plastic pusher on the end which instantly explands the gas into say a balloon. So you would wrap a ballon around the end, punch it down on the table & it would fill up instantly, no need for a dispenser. Now then, if you want to be "ghetto" you can get a device called a "cracker" it looks like this [/img]http://www.sixthseal.com/images/n2ofill.jpg[/img] It's crude, sometimes you can freeze your fingers. They misthread often because its like twisting 2 pipe ends together, & i will NOT link you to one. Get a dispenser for 20-70$ depending on how long you want it to last. Now even if you don't want to get "high" and i know alot of you are long past your days of experementing. You can get a dispenser, the recipe for whip cream here http://www.easywhip.com/how-to-make-whipped-cream.html & then learn some fun oarty games to play with whip cream here http://www.easywhip.com/party-games.html or some kinky sex games here http://www.lovingyou.com/content/sex...?ART=whipcream You can add strawberry, chocolate & hundreds of other flavors to your whip cream & please your sexual partners in an entirely new way! I suggest cherry syrup in my whipped cream, lightly sprayed on the pussy, for a tastey delight both partners can enjoy. Hope this helped everyone who read! From someone looking for a new rush, to someone looking to spice some things up in bed! And remember Nitrous is safe! The only reported deaths or problems related to nitrous abuse have been people who left a medical tank (about 40,000) chargers worth of nitrous leaking in a inclosed room, closet etc. Or people who stick a plastic bag over their head (i mean this is common sense people) So have fun, & suggest this sexual enhancer to your partner tonight! __________________ __________ Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz) Last edited by pr0; 07-20-2005 at 04:14 AM..