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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather
No. 
"Did you remember to buy the milk hun?", asks the wife.
"Umm.. no, they were out of milk", answers the husband, making up a lie as he did forget.
"Did you kill all these young men in the basent hun?", asks the wife.
"Ummm... no, they were there when I came in", aswers the husband, making up a lie as he did kill them.
I know this has nothing to do with anything. I just wanted to hang on to that 'A lie is a lie', part for no particular reason. |
LOL, for some reason when I read this I thought of the commercial where the woman walks into the kitchen and asks her husband if her outfit makes her look fat and he says, "You betchya!"
