Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

I get $52,000 per year from nyMaleGigolos.com but god damn I earn every penny. You would not believe the shit Juicy has me do.

Just a partial list...

* Shave his back
* Clip & file his toe nails
* Light his cigs
* Massage his hands
* Pick out his clothes
* Wash his clothes
* Find things for him to trip balls on
* Clean the goo off his monitors (once an hour)
* Prank Lensman on his cell phone
* Tell him every hour on the hour how big a pimp he is
* Spell check his post bot... (it's a bad bot)

The list goes on, but it beats living in a van down by the river.