Originally Posted by sickbeatz

I was having sexual relations with this girl named Jessica,
it was all going smoothly and it felt really good (no condom, like usual)

anyways, on one of my thrusts i pulled out too far. and i was drunk, so i grabbed my dick to 'guide' it back in. then i looked at my hand and it was covered in blood. i pulled my dick out and it look like straight gore -- it went limp almost instantly.

i then grabbed my beer and went for a swim in her pool.

end of story