Poor Ramos...
Having a "Twix" dick is no laughing matter, even though that's all the girls can do when he drops his pants. We need to pass the hat so he can get a penis that is PHAT!
All proceeds will be used to purchase the poor guy a penis pump and maybe a FastSize. If we don't raise that much, we can always get him some duct tape and some Owens-Corning fiberglass insulation to put some lead in his "pencil"
Please dig deep, and give till it hurts. Something that Ramos' women NEVER complain about. Make your pledge NOW!!!
