Morally bent and deranged skinny Italian dude with a huge nose, wiry black hair and buggy eyes. Always double-thrusts his hips out after killing someone while saying "boohyah...boohyah". His mafia buddies know he's got a small pecker from the hookers he's slept with, which makes his thrust-actions more ridiculous. He drinks light beer, instead of red wine, during dinners; not because he doesn't like red wine, but because he prefers the refined after taste of the light beer.
*shrug*
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