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Call up the CTO of Geocities. No, make it the CFO... No, no, call up the CEO. Go right to the top. ICQ him. Shoot him an email. Track him down and knock on his door. Hide under his car in the parking lot. Anything, as long as you get a response. Do it now!
He'll set you up with everything. He'll say:
"This place has everything. Come on, I show you."
I promise.
Everything will be OK.
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Pffffffftttttttth. I'm done.
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