True Story:
When I was in high school we had a cooking class and one of my good friends and fellow heathens had the assignment of making cookies for the class the next day.
He brings them in and tells me not to eat any. I ask him why and he tells me that he jerked off into the batter before he made them.
So we sat there and watched all these hot stuck up bitches and the teacher eating cookies and cum, talking about how good they were. It was one of the high points in my life.
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