Thats hot but not as kewl as the deal just signed. I patented the web and you all owe me 1%
I bought the sun so if you want to use it you needa pay me some moooola.
I bought the moon so I cna make profits at night also.
then to tie things up I bought all the water bodies on the planet earth you may drink for free but stay off my waves
I own them all !