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Tala · 07-10-2005, 11:19 PM

You all saw MASH the movie. You know then about how Hot Lips and Maj.
Burns were caught going at it in her tent by a mike which broadcast the
event to the whole camp...Do that to someone you suspect is gay. Only
broadcast it so everyone in TOWN can hear it.

Deflate the tires on your enemy's transportation. Krazy Glue the valves
shut and the tires to the wheel's rim.

The Asshole Next Door:

During the night (or when they're not home) take 10 packs of the old Alka-seltzer and drop it down his hose, then fill the open end up with Glue (a caulking gun works best). Then wait till he tries to water his lawn and watch the hose explode in his face.

Break up the Alka-seltzer and sprinkle it all over his lawn.
Feed it to his dog. (It makes them Fart Bad!!!)
Put it in his Gas Tank of his car. The more you put in the better.

Send in subscriptions to embarasing magazines in the victim's name. Make sure to check "Bill Me".
Send off a request in the victims name to numerous foriegn postage stamp bureaus requesting ordering information, to be put on mailing lists, etc. The response is quite astounding.
Get change of address cards from the post office and change the victim's address to someplace like Guam.

Fill the shower head with dry temper paint, onion salt, easter egg pellets or the like. Lifesavers are great since they disolve and then reform on the victim. The victim will feel sticky afterwards and of course the solution to that is to take another shower...

Purchase several hundred crickets from the local pet store and release them everywhere. (and I do mean everywhere) Crickets are quite noisy and should result in a few sleepless nights.

Get lots of cheap alarm clocks and set them to go off at 3:00am and every 20 minutes thereafter. Hide them well.

Or are you looking for something a bit more on the evil side?

07-10-2005, 11:19 PM
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	You all saw MASH the movie. You know then about how Hot Lips and Maj. Burns were caught going at it in her tent by a mike which broadcast the event to the whole camp...Do that to someone you suspect is gay. Only broadcast it so everyone in TOWN can hear it. Deflate the tires on your enemy's transportation. Krazy Glue the valves shut and the tires to the wheel's rim. The Asshole Next Door: During the night (or when they're not home) take 10 packs of the old Alka-seltzer and drop it down his hose, then fill the open end up with Glue (a caulking gun works best). Then wait till he tries to water his lawn and watch the hose explode in his face. Break up the Alka-seltzer and sprinkle it all over his lawn. Feed it to his dog. (It makes them Fart Bad!!!) Put it in his Gas Tank of his car. The more you put in the better. Send in subscriptions to embarasing magazines in the victim's name. Make sure to check "Bill Me". Send off a request in the victims name to numerous foriegn postage stamp bureaus requesting ordering information, to be put on mailing lists, etc. The response is quite astounding. Get change of address cards from the post office and change the victim's address to someplace like Guam. Fill the shower head with dry temper paint, onion salt, easter egg pellets or the like. Lifesavers are great since they disolve and then reform on the victim. The victim will feel sticky afterwards and of course the solution to that is to take another shower... Purchase several hundred crickets from the local pet store and release them everywhere. (and I do mean everywhere) Crickets are quite noisy and should result in a few sleepless nights. Get lots of cheap alarm clocks and set them to go off at 3:00am and every 20 minutes thereafter. Hide them well. Or are you looking for something a bit more on the evil side? __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.