Yea yea, little things amuse little minds. What the FUCk can I say, i found this page funny.
Modern usage:
"Fuck this shit." (I am not going to do this anymore.)
"Fuck you!" (I don't like you; leave me alone.)
"He's a dumb fuck." (He's an idiot.)
"Sorry, I fucked up your computer." (Sorry, I damaged or crashed your computer.)
"He's pretty fucked up." (He's mentally or emotionally unstable.)
"I fucked up on this test." (I did poorly on this test.)
"Let's fuck around for a couple hours." (Let's waste a couple of hours.)
"I'm fucked." (I'm in a very unfavorable situation.)
"Fuck off!" (Go away.)
"What the fuck!?" (What just happened?)
"Shut the fuck up!" or "Fuck up!" (Stop Talking - See also "Shut Up".)
"I'm so fucked up right now." (I am extremely drunk or high on drugs or I am generally confused or "messed up"..)
"Go fuck yourself!" (Get away from me. or Absolutely not.)
"Fuck it!" (I give up.)
"I don't give a fuck." (I don't care. or "Whatever.")
"I'll fuck you up." (I'll beat you up.)
"You're such a fuck up!" (You're a big loser.)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck
Now, why the fuck was I google-ing the word "fuck" is another story, lol
Ray