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Old 07-10-2005, 11:58 AM  
Pleasurepays
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: I live in a pile of boogers
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Originally Posted by Probono
My new religion is called the Cult of the Cock. It only admits women I select from a meeting of the wannabees and they must prove they can worship at my personal altar.
thats not any more far-fetched than any other religion. i am sure you can make all sorts of arguments for the emotional, medical and spiritual benefits of sucking cock and ingesting sperm - mix 1/2 truths with some mythology and find a charismatic speaker, write a book and outline a basic cocksucking program that involves them giving you money and you are off. be really smart like L Ron Hubbard and open a "Celebrity Cocksucking Center" and reap the benefits of constant celebrity endorsements.
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