Originally Posted by kBizzle

If you save change on your dresser like me-
You Might be a Jew-
If your attorney is on speed dial like mine- You may be a JEW

If you have Lactose Intolerance and acid reflux-
JEW
If you love talking about your bowel movements and farts- JEW

If you ever have taken money out of a tip jar for a few cents for your transaction- JEW
If you send your food back in restaurant more than once - JEW
If u are loving and as cuddly as KB- u are a JEW