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This guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist "Listen, I
have three girls coming over tonight. I never had three girls at once! I
need something to keep me horny, keep me potent and erect to satisfy
them all."
So the pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer
and takes out a small black cardboard box marked with an "X" and says,
"Here, if you eat this you'll go NUTS for twelve hours!"
The guy says, "Give me three boxes!"
The next day the same guy walks into the same pharmacy, right up to the
same pharmacist and pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror
as he notices the man's dick is black and blue, the skin's hanging off
in places. The man says, "I need a large bottle of Absorbine Jr."
To which the pharmacist replies, "ABSORBINE JR? You're not going to put
ABSORBINE JR on *that* are you?"
The man answers, "No, it's for my arms ... the girls didn't show up."
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