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I heard that one a while aggo in french, i'll do my best to translate it...
A man met one of his old friend. "Hey dude wasup?"
Is friend answer. "i lost my job, my wife, my wheels. Dont have a place to stay i'm tottaly broke"
"come on man, i'm partying tonight, come take a beer with me"
So the two went to a bar and have some drinks.
After a couple of hours the first guy tell the other.. " Dude i know how bad you feel, let me try something i know i can do,,, i'll try to pee in that bottle on the bar without letting a drop not going in, if i do not succeed, i'll give you 100$"
"Wath you offering me 100$ for that? you are crazy, you can't do it! Sure i accept your deal"
So the guy started to pee all over the counter, in the guy face all over him.
"Ahahahah wath a dick, man you just loose 100$ ahahahah! Oh man i start to feel better with that easy money"
"I'm going to tell you, those 100$ you deserved it, i just gamble 500$ with those guy's at that table , that i'll pee in your face in front of everybody and that you'll laught about it"
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