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Alright, well, I was driving down this road and there was no lights, then I come to a garage sale and the driveway of the house is covered with garbage bags. Those black heavy duty garbage bags. So anyway, I am looking around, and I see one of those toaster ovens with all the settings, I think it was a Black and Decker. I asked the girl who was selling it about it, because I was going to buy it and buy a long extension cord, like 500 feet of extension cord, and plug it in at someones house who lives by the woods, and run the cord into the woods and make toast for the animals. So anyway, she tells me that it doesn't work, so I say fuck it I am not interested in buying a toaster oven that doesn't work. Then she said that it belonged to the guy who invented cotton candy, and he autographed it, so I bought it.
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