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Old 07-07-2005, 02:24 PM  
assmunk
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Join Date: Jun 2005
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Dog disguise business blowin' up, i've got another business venture..

Since 'there is no money in porn'...I've just started a new business. I've got "great" Lookalikes who are willing to perform in different settings...For example

Throw a party and invite MY Albie Einstein lookalike to celebrate your kid's outstanding math grades. He 'sells like mad' so be prepared and BOOK AHEAD



or, if you feel like a real virtual pimp...Throw a SWINGIN'-SHAGGIN' party in your yard and invite the guy that put the 'ooth' in SMOOTH...AUSTIN POWERS!!!!!!



OR

Care to surprise your better half with the night of her life? Set the mood and invite....



PLUS




THAT'S RIGHT....Barbra Streisand *AND* Tom Selleck(All proceeds from their bookings will go the 'PLASTIC-SURGERY-FOR-BARBRA-TO-BETTER-THE-PLANET fund!)

Feel free to visit my site for MORE SUPERSTARS like the ones listed above....

LIMITED TIME OFFER:
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All GFY users will get 30% off on ALL bookings and on *ANY* of the DOG DISGUISE kits in July!!!!!!!!!!!
ACT NOW!
Visit my sites for more:

SUPERSTARS IN YOUR BACKYARD FOR CHEAP:
http://www.lookalike.com/talentbooki...ikes/index.htm

DOG DISGUISE KITS:
http://www.attackchi.org.au/kits.htm

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Kay


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The above post is for entertainment purposes ONLY! (READ: I don't own ANY of those fucking whacked out sites, kids...)
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