If it didn't take me hours on end to shower, shave, and dress before leaving the house for even the smallest of tasks... then I'd be all set.
Also, a drive through shopping mall would be good. Other shoppers irritate the shit outta me... and when it comes to something like greetings cards, CDs, books, etc, there is always some fuck standing in the way of whatever it is I'm trying to look at.
All of this means I can spend more time running the porn empire more efficiently.