Thread: Dating Rituals
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Old 07-03-2005, 08:38 PM  
EmporerEJ
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You forgot one:

Prostitute

1st date: It costs you the price of dinner, you get the exact sex YOU want, when YOU are done the date is over, you go home with a smile on your face, never have to see/speak to her again.

2nd Date: find another different "flavor" whore, repeat.
3rd date: find another different flavor whore, repeat.

Result:
Live happily ever after getting exactly what you paid for and NOT losing half on the trade-In, and NOT having eighteen years of weekly payments.

The point?
Now you know why Prostitution is the oldest profession in the world. Every deal is fair, because everyone gets exactly what they want and feels good afterward.

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