TheGoldenChild

16. Do you like birds? discuss

No.
I have a little phobia of birds that started when I was young and til this day I still cannot stand them.

It was a BIG joke at D$'s wedding too-
For over a year I had heard every little detail they had planned for their happy day-

What they didn't tell me until the day before the wedding was that they were releasing 100 doves into the air after D$ and J$ said they vows-

It was an unreal wedding and anyone there can attest to this- however I had to literally pull myself together as I was the best man.

The birds sat behind me in two wicker baskets and were covered for most of the wedding-
All I remember was everyone looking at me during D's wedding wondering if my legs were going to buckle and give way-

The birds made a "cooing" sound behind me for 45 mins and I wanted to die-
When they released the birds I had a little anxiety attack.

This is why you see me jump around birds-
That and the fact that my brother tortured me with his little parakeet "Skeeter" when we were young-

There are more stories - I 'd rather not get into

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