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Lightspeed,
I am dying of cancer & the make a wish foundation will not accept my wish of a date with Tawnee Stone.
The guy at the make-a-wish foundation said i should instead talk to a guy named Lightspeed.
It is my hope that you are this great "Lightspeed" man of which they spoke.
They told me he was 7 foot tall, that his clothes were made of the finest silk, & that he spit gold when he coughed. What a great man indeed.
If only i could find this stellar individual & ask him for my one last request in this horrible world.
Twinkle Twinkle little star.....how i wonder where you are....
Lightspeed? Are you out there? Can you make a little 22 year old fat boys dream come true??
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