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Old 06-28-2002, 06:20 PM  
drunkmonkey
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There are some really stupid laws out there. Here are some:

Georgia-
-It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.
-Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.
-Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
-Signs are required to be written in English.
-No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.

California-
-Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
-Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
-Bathhouses are against the law.
-It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
-Women may not drive in a house coat.
-No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

Alaska-
-Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
-While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
-It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.


Virginia-
-Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.
-There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates."
-If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations.
-You may not have oral or anal sex.
-Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited.
-Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.
-Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.
-It is illegal to tickle women.


Look up your states dumb laws here:
http://www2.dumblaws.com/states/index.html


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