I have a non-adult site (for the most part): Yikers.com. It's all humor/entertainment. I got rejected for "underage" content (
http://www.yikers.com/video_the_clown_urinal.html) - what a joke.
I also got rejected for having celebrity content:
http://www.yikers.com/picture_gallery_celebrity.html
I am obviously not high risk, so you wouldn't think it would be too hard to find a 3rd party processor (one that handles customer service as well), but I'm not having too much luck. Any suggestions on where to look for a solution?