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Old 06-28-2005, 03:25 PM  
clickhappy
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I just saw BatMan Begins -- That movie Sucked

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I almost fell asleep, it was so boring. I considered walking out because it was long and dull.
Why are people saying this movie was so great? Some of the fight scenes were good, especially the one where Bruce refused to kill that guy was awesome, and the visuals were good but thats it.

A bunch of asian ninja guys who live in huts and caves in the middle of nowhere, asia have no phone or tv or anything, but they know Gotham city, a city in america, has a high crime rate. And they want to bring justice to the city, by killing all the innocent people in it.

But these ninjas, who live in a cave in the mountains of fartfuck China, somehow have tons of money to give to pay the mob and all the cops off.

So the police, who are ALL corrupt(??), release murderers and rapists out of the asylum because theyre being paid to. Not because they care if these criminals will hurt innocent people or hurt their own families or anything.

Batman has all these cool mini exploisives in his weaponry but doesnt use any of them. All he uses are his batarangs and his rope. So lame.

Scarecrow started out fucking awesome, but he was stopped with a stun gun? And he stayed down the rest of the movie?
What the fuck?
And he turned out to be just a secondary villain. He would have been cool if they made him the focus, like they did with the green goblin in spiderman.
Bouncing around from him to the Liam Neesan guy as the villains was confusing.

When the train is headed towards the Wayne building, that old guy and his team in the building just sit there, waiting for the train to come and hit them and blow them up. He doesnt run to save himself or anything, his whole group stays.

That movie was lame. Spiderman was 100x better and more entertaining and actually made sense. Xmen was better too.

Katie Holmes looked hot though. In her last scene you can see her hard nipples through her blouse.

From 1 to 10 I give it a 5. disappointing
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