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Good .... noon, everybody. It's 12:15 pm here, dull and grey out, all gloom and doom.... but I like this kind of day. Thunderstorms are a-brewing..... and there's nothing better than sex in a thunderstorm.
Now to find someone who..... nevermind.
Without further bull-doo....
ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY:
1491 England's King Henry VIII was born in Greenwich.
1836 James Madison, the fourth president of the United States, died in Montpelier, Va., at age 85.
1838 Britain's Queen Victoria was crowned in Westminster Abbey.
1894 Labor Day was established as a holiday for federal employees on the first Monday of September.
1902 Broadway composer Richard Rodgers was born in New York City.
1914 Austrian Archduke Francis Ferdinand and his wife, Sofia, were assassinated in Sarajevo by a Serb nationalist. The event triggered World War I.
On June 28, 1919, the Treaty of Versailles was signed in France, ending World War I. Also on this same day Harry S. Truman married Elizabeth Virginia Wallace in Independence, Mo.
1928 New York Gov. Alfred E. Smith was nominated for president at the Democratic national convention in Houston.
1944 The Republican national convention in Chicago nominated New York Gov. Thomas E. Dewey for president and Ohio Gov. John W. Bricker for vice president.
1950 North Korean forces captured Seoul, South Korea.
1967 Israel declared Jerusalem reunified under its sovereignty following its capture of the Arab sector in the Six Day War.
1967 Karol Wojtyla, the future Pope John Paul II, was named a cardinal by Pope Paul VI.
1978 The Supreme Court ordered the medical school at the University of California at Davis to admit Allan Bakke, a white man who argued he had been a victim of reverse discrimination.
1995 Webster Hubbell, the former No. 3 official at the Justice Department, was sentenced to 21 months in prison for bilking clients of the law firm where he and Hillary Rodham Clinton were partners.
1996 The Citadel voted to admit women, ending a 153-year-old men-only policy at the South Carolina military school.
1997 Mike Tyson was disqualified for biting Evander Holyfield's ear during their WBA heavyweight title fight in Las Vegas.
2000 Elian Gonzalez was returned to his native Cuba seven months after he was cast adrift in the Florida Straits.
2000 The Supreme Court ruled the Boy Scouts can bar homosexuals from serving as troop leaders.
2001 Former Yugoslav leader Slobodan Milosevic was handed over by Serbia to the U.N. war crimes tribunal.
2004 The U.S.-led coalition transferred sovereignty to the interim Iraqi government two days ahead of schedule.
2004 The United States resumed direct diplomatic ties with Libya after a 24-year break.
Mel Brooks turns 79 today
Pat Morita (wax on, wax off) is 73 today
John Elway is 45 today
Actors John Cusak and Mary Stuart Masterson are both 39 today
Have a good day everyone. :D