A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store
was very surprised when a very attractive woman standing behind
him said, "Hello!" Her face was beaming.
He gave her that "who are you look," and couldn't remember ever
having seen her before.
Noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and
apologized. Look," she said "I'm really sorry but when I first
saw you, I thought you were the father of one of my children,"
and walked out of the store.
The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, "What the hell is
the world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can't keep
track of who fathers her children! "
Then he got a little panicky. "I don't remember her," he thought
but, MAYBE... during one of the wild parties he had been to when
he was in college, perhaps he did father her child!
He ran from the store, caught up with her in the parking lot and
asked, "Are you the girl I met at a party in college and then we
got really drunk and had wild crazy sex on the pool table in
front of everyone?"
"No," she said with a horrified look on her face. "I'm your son's
second grade teacher!"
