kronic

The last one was funnier, but i still got a chuckle out of this one.

"I had an old vibrator that didn't work anymore, so on trash day I discretely put it in a plastic bag and through it in the garbage. My husband didn't know about it (he's very old fashioned), so I buried it deep. He took out the trash and I took the kids and went shopping.

Someone rearended me in the parking lot so by the time I got home, I was a little spaced out to say the least. When I noticed the dog had ripped the trash open, I didn't think twice about my dearly departed old friend. I gave the dog what for and cleaned up the mess.

I put the kids down for a nap and started to do the dishes when I noticed my neighbor's son had gotten a hold of my old vibrator. Embarrassed, but knowing this 5 year old boy didn't know what it was, politely took it from him.

As I was attempting to do a better job of disposing of it again, I heard a knock on the door. There stood the little boy, crying and his angry father demanding that I return to his son, his new toy.

I was too shaken up to do anything but explain the truth to the man. To this day, his wife scowls at me. His kid is scared of me. He has a great big grin on his face whenever he sees me, and my husband can't figure out what we did to annoy our neighbors."