Step 1) Put Shirt On!
Step 2) Go into bag and get largest bottle of Draakar you can find
Step 3) Dowse yourself with so much cologne that it makes your eyes squint and you start to sneeze!
Step 4) Talk in the 3rd person all night..for example,"Juicy needs hookers"..or the ever popular...,"Ramos, is that a Tranny? Go get her...but keep it on the downlow"
