Originally Posted by lotusmike

We're desperately jealous of your shitty economy, your dumb drama queen president, your violent crime, your most hated nation status, your bogged down wars all over the world, your land snatching government, your freedom to get jailed for buring a flag, your swarms of Mexicans pouring over the border, your fat tummies and bottoms, your rising gas prices, your offshoring industries, your crooked corporations and their thieving bosses and your -vast- 200 year old culture.