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I propose new violence restrictions & more!
Maybe seeing a tit at the super bowl ruined your family dinner, but i seriously canno't stand to see senless violence.
I say we begin fining television, radio, & movies for playing Rambo or Die Hard before 10pm.
Fuck, anyone have anything else they hate, i'll attach it as a rider on my new bill. Just start listing stuff....
1) line cutters especially in amusement parks should be shot on site
2) jehova's witnesses canno't ring before 2pm, yes some of us sleep during the day
3) deoderant is now manditory, no matter your local customs when in america
I've got 3 riders so far....if you do a little lobbying (i.e. buy me hookers & pay me off behind closed doors) i might be able to get you a spot.
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