He was lost, so he called me for directions. Figuring it'd be a simple trip to maps.yahoo, or maps.google, I'd just give him the directions and it'd be simple. WRONG! Here's what I found in a Google search for "france maps".
http://www.parisby.com/maps/maps.htm
You'd have an easier time trying to describe how someone navigates MARS.
After about 20 mins on the phone trying to decipher the zig-zag streets, he decided to take a taxi instead of figuring it out.