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Originally Posted by - Jesus Christ -
Do not be tainted by these devil quotes my children.
"Cookies are good, sex is bad." -Jesus Christ
"Why have an abortion when you can collect more welfare?" -Jesus Christ
Go forth and.... do... something...
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- Jeffery Dahmer, notorious born-again murdering cannibal, February 17th
1992. He was since murdered by another prisoner, and now sits at the right
hand of God with all the other born-again Christians.
"I contend we are both atheists - I just believe in one fewer god than you
do. When you understand why you reject all other gods, You will understand
why I reject yours as well."
- Stephen F. Roberts
"I should not allow any child entrusted to my care to be adopted by a woman
who has had an abortion or used contraception. Such a woman is incapable
of love."
- Mother Teresa, demonstrating her warmth and understanding
The lesson today will be: "Our flat earth." Please turn to your bibles, chapters
2Peter3:5; 1Sam.2:8; 1Chron.16:30; Job37:3; Isa.11:12 and Rev.7:1.
Next week: "Our feathered friend the Bat." Please read: Lev.11:13; and Deut.14:11
in preparation. Then: "Pi equals 3." Please read: 1Kings7:23.