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Old 06-23-2005, 09:10 PM  
lotusmike
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A few more great quotes for the fellow heathens!

"The priests used to say that faith can move mountains, and nobody believed them. Today the scientists say that they can level mountains, and nobody doubts them."
- Joseph Campbell

"To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin."
- Cardinal Bellarmino 1615, during the trial of Galileo

"She bagan whoring worse than ever, remembering her girlhood, when she had played the whore in the land of Egypt, where she had been infatuated by profligates big-membered as donkeys, ejaculating violently as stallions. You were hankering for the debauchery of your girlhood, when they used to handle your nipples in Egypt and fondle your young breasts."
- Ezekiel 23:19-21, NJB (The Alleged Word of God)

"Happy is he who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks."
- Psalms 137:8-9 (The Alleged Word of God)

"The Church says that the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church."
- Ferdinand Magellan

"Religions have the arrogance to tell nature what it is. Science, by contrast, has the grace to ask."
- Andrew Lias

"All theists are reduced to using sophistry to attempt to conjure their various gods into existence, because they universally have no evidence, and the more intelligent ones know it."
- randall g
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