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Greg B · 06-23-2005, 12:38 PM

I don't know where this one came from but I heard it in the 60's.

It went:

Three little Martians sitting in the bed,
One fell out, the others said:

" I see your heiny it's nice and shiney,
You better hide it before I bite it,
You better wash it before I squash it,
You better clean it cause I really mean it,"

and so on and so on.

The kid that told me that is now head of a major corporation and he told me that on the phone yesterday. Brought back memories. He couldn't remember where he got it from other than his mom had told him it and she still can't remember. She did say that it was something they would say at camp ( camp songs and jokes like 100 bottles of beer on the wall )

06-23-2005, 12:38 PM
Greg B So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: EARTH (for the time being) Posts: 7,014	Joke: Three Little Martians...anybody remember this one growing up? I don't know where this one came from but I heard it in the 60's. It went: Three little Martians sitting in the bed, One fell out, the others said: " I see your heiny it's nice and shiney, You better hide it before I bite it, You better wash it before I squash it, You better clean it cause I really mean it," and so on and so on. The kid that told me that is now head of a major corporation and he told me that on the phone yesterday. Brought back memories. He couldn't remember where he got it from other than his mom had told him it and she still can't remember. She did say that it was something they would say at camp ( camp songs and jokes like 100 bottles of beer on the wall )