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8. Talk about the debutante ball.
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Oh god.
Okay... For those of you who haven't been subjected to such things, when a fine young lady reaches what in some societies is considered Marrying age, she's presented to the world at large at her fucking "Coming Out Ball" (which is a term that is now of course uproarously hilarious to my mother) My mother forced me to put on a big puffy white dress, be presented to some Scottish Lord and dance around a ballroom with a Captain from the Black Watch. This truly wasn't a highlight of my youth and when I find out who told Scott to ask me this question they're in big, big trouble! NEXT!
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