Originally Posted by BigDickMike

I feel sorry for you if you can come in 6-9 minutes (2-3 songs) from a lapdance. Poor old man, you need to get laid.

By the way, if a stripper notices you cum, you risk being arrested. at least use a condom, if i was a stripper and you cum in your pants and i saw i'd kick ya in the balls with those 8" heal shoes. why not just go to the ranch?