dont you hate it when u piss in 3 different directions

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  • robfantasy
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2002
    • 6445

    #1

    dont you hate it when u piss in 3 different directions

    usually after sex or in the morning, and you take a piss and it goes all over the place.

    or is it just me?
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  • Grammar Police
    So Fucking Banned
    • Feb 2004
    • 727

    #2
    I hate that. It never fails that the smallest of the streams is the only one that hits the water.

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    • gangbangjoe
      Ronin
      • May 2004
      • 17693

      #3
      yeah thats fucked up

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      • Babaganoosh
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        • Nov 2001
        • 15841

        #4
        Reminds me of this.

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        • theS2O
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          • Sep 2003
          • 4785

          #5
          yah that sucks.. or having an erection that you have to bend yourself forward just to shoot your piss in the bowl..
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          • MickeyG
            Confirmed User
            • May 2004
            • 4134

            #6
            it always happens when im half asleep

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            • marzzo
              Confirmed User
              • May 2002
              • 2134

              #7
              If you sit down like a girl it's not as bad. But sometimes it sneaks thru the seat and the bowl and drips down your legs.
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              • cayne
                My time is coming...
                • Jan 2004
                • 7475

                #8
                Remember a funny movie with the "Ace Ventura" guy...hhaha
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                • Vitasoy
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                  • Oct 2003
                  • 58202

                  #9
                  Originally posted by marzzo
                  If you sit down like a girl it's not as bad. But sometimes it sneaks thru the seat and the bowl and drips down your legs.
                  I've never done that before...


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                  • cool1
                    sex is good
                    • Sep 2001
                    • 24939

                    #10
                    Just give your dickv head a squeese before pissing and that should solve the pissing everywhere thing.

                    But remember not to squeese it too much, you might end up late for work

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                    • theS2O
                      Adult Design Since 2003
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 4785

                      #11
                      Originally posted by coolone
                      Just give your dickv head a squeese before pissing and that should solve the pissing everywhere thing.

                      But remember not to squeese it too much, you might end up late for work
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                      • LittleMack
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                        • Oct 2003
                        • 4645

                        #12
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                        • Big Cheese
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                          • Jun 2004
                          • 473

                          #13
                          Originally posted by cayne
                          Remember a funny movie with the "Ace Ventura" guy...hhaha
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                          • Fletch XXX
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                            • Jan 2002
                            • 60840

                            #14
                            thought it was only me.


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                            • robfantasy
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 6445

                              #15
                              ya man, i hate this! i have to clean up the mess, today it went everywhere except the bowl
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                              • Goatse
                                Confirmed User
                                • Sep 2003
                                • 2086

                                #16
                                Yeah, I thought my penis was defective. Thanks for making me feel better.

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                                • Stamen
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                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 698

                                  #17
                                  I hate when that happens, ecspecially if one of the streams nicks the top of your pants.
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                                  • Dagwolf
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                                    • Sep 2003
                                    • 23141

                                    #18
                                    Don't you hate having to clean the bathroom before breakfast? Yeah, that happened to me a couple of days ago.
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                                    • Scott McD
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                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 67792

                                      #19
                                      3 directions !!

                                      I think i've has it going 5 or 6 ways at once before...


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                                      • SykkBoy2
                                        Jesus loves bacon
                                        • Feb 2001
                                        • 19969

                                        #20
                                        yeah, I hate that...then my wife starts nagging me "what's the matter with you? why can't you hit the bowl, you stupid monkey cock?"
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                                        • mardigras
                                          Bon temps!
                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 14194

                                          #21
                                          Just clean that sucker with a pipe cleaner first thing every morning and the problem will be solved
                                          .

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                                          • fatal attraction
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                                            • Feb 2003
                                            • 6522

                                            #22
                                            Thanks for a good laugh!

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                                            • kahloz
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2004
                                              • 230

                                              #23
                                              Pee in the shower you cracka's

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                                              • arial
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jul 2002
                                                • 4012

                                                #24
                                                This is why we need urinals in our homes.

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                                                • Lucy
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                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                  • 3969

                                                  #25
                                                  this thread is awsome

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                                                  • Nas7782
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                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                    • 493

                                                    #26
                                                    I just do what Jim Carey does in "me, myself, and Irene".
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                                                    • SykkBoy2
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                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                      • 19969

                                                      #27
                                                      I was thinking of shoving a drinking straw up my peehole and letting it stream out from there in a straight shot
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                                                      • kush
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                                                        • Feb 2001
                                                        • 3382

                                                        #28
                                                        Didn't know so many GFY'ers had disfunctional dicks

                                                        It's not that hard to make it in the toilet!

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                                                        • okny
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 5761

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by marzzo
                                                          If you sit down like a girl it's not as bad. But sometimes it sneaks thru the seat and the bowl and drips down your legs.
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                                                          • kmanrox
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                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                            • 29295

                                                            #30
                                                            haha
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                                                            • Raf1
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                                                              • Oct 2003
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                                                              #31
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                                                              • extreme
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                                                                • Oct 2002
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                                                                #32
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                                                                • Rankings
                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                  • 10633

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I hope this isn't a frequent occurence for you
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                                                                  • Doctor Dre
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                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                    • 51692

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Agreed . Everytime my GF fucks / sucks me when I wake up, I always sit when I piss
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                                                                    • Kicker
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                                                                      #35
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                                                                      • Radik
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                                                                        • Sep 2003
                                                                        • 808

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Yeah the kid does that..

                                                                        But i don't clean it up so

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                                                                        • Jace
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                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                          • 35562

                                                                          #37
                                                                          i have 2 extra holes from having a double prince albert way back in the day...i always pee out of three holes...one goes back, one goes straight down and one goes out the normal hole...needless to say, i always have to sit to piss

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                                                                          • EviLGuY
                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                            • Apr 2003
                                                                            • 12745

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by robfantasy
                                                                            usually after sex or in the morning, and you take a piss and it goes all over the place.

                                                                            or is it just me?
                                                                            Yeah I hate that.. usually first thing in the morning I sit the fuck down to take a leak.

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                                                                            • robfantasy
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                              • 6445

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by JaceXXX
                                                                              i have 2 extra holes from having a double prince albert way back in the day...i always pee out of three holes...one goes back, one goes straight down and one goes out the normal hole...needless to say, i always have to sit to piss
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                                                                              • robfantasy
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jun 2002
                                                                                • 6445

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by input
                                                                                I hope this isn't a frequent occurence for you

                                                                                it is, its like every morning. i think this is because i have sex every night.
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