Pamela's Rude Intruder
LA's plastic princess Pamela Anderson has strayed from being a pin-up for red-blooded men everywhere - into the territory of having a female stalker.
Poor Pammy was left shaken after a female 'fan' broke into her Malibu pad - and headed straight for the underwear drawer.
The intruder left without stealing anything, reprots the Daily Mail.
But she left a note to explain her motive: "I'm not a lesbian, I just want to touch you."
Poor Pam was understandably freaked out by the strange display of affection.
"This is very unnerving. Who knows what is going on in that woman's mind?" the busty blonde worried.
To calm her fears, Pammy has invested in a new state-of-the-art security system.
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