A little boy asks: "Daddy how was I born?"
Dad says, "Ah my son I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!"
Well you see your Mom
and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.com.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe. We sneaked into
a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard
drive. As soon as
I was ready to unload, we discovered that neither one of us used a
firewall, and since it was too late
to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little popup
appeared and said: /*"You've Got Male!"*/
