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Ok I got two then I'm out.
A white guy and a black guy fall off a building at the same time. The white guy hits the ground first. Why?
The black dude had to stop halfway down to spray paint his tag on the building.
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A white guy is on a business trip in Jamaica. He recently had his wife's name "Wendy" tattooed on his dick so when it's hard, it reads "Wendy" but while it's soft you can only make out the "W -Y"
He stops in a restroom in a local restaurant to take a piss and while at the urinal, he notices a Jamaican guys dick in the next pisser has a "W -Y" tattoed on it. "Wow" he thinks, "what are the chances!!" He asks the Jamaican guy, "So you have a girlfriend/wife named Wendy huh?" and the Jamaican guy says, "No mon...why you ask such questions?" He replies, "Well see here, on my dick I also have a W and a Y that you can see now but when I stretch it out, it reads Wendy for my wife...I just saw yours and figured the same."
The Jamaican then laughs and says, "Noooo mon!" Then stretches out his penis to reveal the words, "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day"
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