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3 home improvement contractors, a black, a jew, and an Italian are in New Jersey and killed by a backhoe on the job.
They appear before St. Peter at the pearly gates.
St. Peter tells them the gates need repairing, and if they can do a good job he will take that into consideration. He asks each man to submit an estimate for the work.
The black guy says, "$500".
The jew says, "$3000".
The Italian says, "$25,500".
"25G's!" says Saint Peter to the Italian, "where do you get that number"?
"We'll pay the spook $500 to do the job and you and I split the rest." he responded.
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