Originally Posted by Headless

1. You're NOT cool because you get 16 year old young girls naked on a webcam.

2. You're NOT the shit because of your blog. You are nothing.

3. You are NOT the next howard stern because some idiot emailed you with some sort of "proposal".

4. Your entertainment system needs an upgrade, or two.

5. You are NOT a sex ed teacher who should be giving sexual advice to young people.

6. You are a fucking loser.