Q: What's 40 feet long and smells like piss?
A: A conga line at the old folks home.
Sam and Greg lived in a retirement center and were sitting on
a bench under a tree when Greg turned to the Sam and said,
"Sam, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains.
I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"
Sam says, "Well, I feel just like a newborn baby."
Greg Said, "Really! Like a baby!?"
To which Sam replied...
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just shit myself."
:D
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