On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and
asked for $ 20, for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly
aroused state her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for the next 30
years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new
clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband
in a very drunken state. Over the next few minutes, he explained that
his company had gone through a process of corporate downsizing, and he
had been let go - It was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be able to
find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning,
and therefore, they were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed thirty years of
deposits and interest totalling nearly $1 million.
Then, she showed him stock certificates issued by the bank which were
worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were the largest
stockholders in the bank.
She explained that for 30 years, she had charged him for sex and these
holdings were the results of her savings and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her
husband was so astounded he could barely speak.
But finally he found his voice and blurted out:
"If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my
business!"
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.
:D
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