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I've had an epiphany (IMPORTANT)
I?ve realized that everyone is beautiful on the inside.
And despite my occasional proclamation of ?Idiot? I understand that we all are beautiful, unique snowflakes.
So, let me just take this chance to say, I LOVE YOU.
Every one of you.
Next time you see me, please come up and give me a hug.
Or grab my crotch. Or lick my ear.
I will still be maintaining my websites in the short term, but I will be slowly transitioning to a life of meditation. Basically, I plan to walk da Earth.
Before I set out to spread my new message of love and peace, I plan on dying my hair pink.
If I've ever upset you in the past, just send me an email with your address and I will plan on stopping by your place during my walkabout. Expect a personal hug in the next 6 to 8 months.
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
Now read without the word dog.
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