of course he is fucking around. ;)
but so am i...
no way can a total of 2479 check, 900 and credit card transactions equal $2,435,342.99 ... if it did, he'd be getting more than $900 per signup.
also you need to brush up on those sloppy photoshop skills.
the vertical table line seperating the number of dollars and the number of transactions has been accidentally "rubbed" off. which means you've accidentally gone over it with the paint brush. check the enlarged picture below, you'll see it in the red circle... part of the line has been cut off.
also, the way in which you chopped your numbers together is sloppy at best. look under the dollar heading. the comma after the $2 is normal (four pixels away from the two), but the comma after the 435 is too far away from the five (because it is eight pixels away). now, i know the five curves in at the bottom... but you'll see what i mean below... look at the size of the L. the L after the two is smaller than the L after the five, when they should be the same size.
don't fuck with mr. michael.