Originally Posted by PornAddict

About 2 months ago, two chicks showed up at my door... which was odd because I didn't have to pay them. Anyway, when I answered they started into their religious monologue. Apparantely, they were Mormons and were looking to brainwash some new people into joining their cult. I figured I'd have a little fun with them so when she asked something along the lines of "Would you be interested in hearing more about the Mormom religion" I looked at her square in the eye and said (in a calm yet deep voice), "I only worship one lord... the dark lord" and then crossed my arms in front on my chest (to make an X) and then lowered my head.

When I peeked up, both of their jaws had hit the floor. It was awesome. It was if time had stood still and they were paralyzed. I then said, "I'm just fucking with you." and sent them on their way.

To this day, my girlfriend and I still laugh about it.

- PornAddict