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Old 06-14-2005, 05:01 AM  
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Guess you all missed the "16 year old girls suck at poetry thread":

16 Year Olds Suck At Poetry

Anyway, first a little Jimi Hendrix "Wild Thing":

Quote:
WILD THING, YOU MAKE MY HEART SING
OH
YOU MAKE A EVERY...THING, GROOVY
WILD THING

WILD THING I THINK YOU MOVE ME
BUT I WANT A KNOW FOR SURE
COME ON AND SSSSSSOCK IT TO ME ONE MORE TIME
YOU MOVE ME

WILD THING, YOU MAKE MY HEART SING
OH
YOU MAKE A EVERY...THING, GROOVY
A SING AGAIN
WILD THING
YEAH

WILD THING I THINK YOU MOVE ME
BUT I WANT A KNOW FOR SURE
COME ON AND SSSSSSOCK IT TO ME ONE MORE TIME AGAIN
OH SHUCKS I LOVE YA

WILD THING, YOU MAKE MY HEART SING
YOU MAKE A EVERY...THING, GROOVY
YEAH WILD THING
YEAH WILD THING
YEAH YEAH WILD THING
YEAH YEAH YEAH WILD THING
OH SOCK IT TO ME
WILD THING
Now a little Tone Loc "Wild Thing":

Quote:
Let's do it
Workin' all week 9 to 5 for my money
So when the weekend comes I go get live with the honey
Rollin' down the street I saw this girl and she was pumpin'
I winked my eye she got into the ride went to a club was jumpin'

Introduce myself as Loc she said You're a liar
I said I got it goin' on baby doll and I'm on fire
Took her to the hotel she said You're the king
I said Be my queen if you know what I mean, and let us do the wild thing
Wild thing (x2)

Shoppin' at the mall looking for some gear to buy
I saw this girl she cool rocked my world and I had to adjust my fly
She looked at me and smiled and said You have plans for the night
I said Hopefully if things go well I'll be with you tonight

So we journeyed to her house one thing led to another
I keyed the door we cold hit the floor, looked up and it was her mother
I didn't know what to say I was hanging by a string
She said "Hey you two, I was once like you, and I liked to do the wild thing"

Wild thing
She loved to do the wild thing
Wild thing
Please baby baby please

Posse in effect hangin' out is always hype
And when me and the crew leave the shindig I want a girl who's just my type
Saw this luscious little frame I ain't lyin' fellas she was fine
The sweet young miss go gave me a kiss and I knew that she was mine

Took her to the limousine still parked outside
I tipped the chauffeur when it was over and I gave her my own ride
Couldn't get her off my jack she was like static cling
But that's what happens when body start slappin' from doin' the wild thing

Wild thing
She wanna do the wild thing
Please baby baby please
Wild thing

Doin' a little show at the local discotheque
This fine youg chick was on my jack so I say what the heck
She want to come on stage and do her little dance
So I said chill for now but maybe later you'll get your chance

So when the show was finished I took her around the way
And what do you know she was good to go without a word to say
We was all alone and she said Tone let me tell you one thing
I need $50 to make you holler I get paid to do the wild thing

Say what
Yo love you must be kidding
You're walkin' babe
Just break out of here
Hasta la vista baby
Wild thing
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