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Originally posted by charly
No it absolutely sucks here, inflation is running at 200% a month. I have to pay the Mafia rent on a building they do not own. The woman are the ugliest I've ever seen and with attitudes that stink.
We keep getting power cuts and the water when it runs is a funny colour, we have to boil it before we wash our clothes in it. It never stops raining except when it snows.
The Internet connection is so slow it takes 5 minutes to refresh this page.
I would love to live in lovely US of A if only my drug bust did not exclude me. You are so well off their you do not know how lucky you are.
But if you insist on coming email me and I will get my "partners" to meet you at the airport. Boris and Sacha will pick you up and explain how things work here.
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wanna keep it just for yourself, heh?